If you are a victim of identity theft, how will you ever be able
to find out who you are?
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING THIS MORNING ABOUT HORSE POWER.
YA GOT THIS CAR WITH 200 HORSE POWER, YOU GOT THIS CAR WITH
150 HORSEPOWER. FIRST OFF, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY HORSE IN MY CAR
AND SECONDLY, WHEN YOU HAVE A VEHICLE WITH A CERTAIN AMOUNT
OF HORSE POWER, FOR EXAMPLE, 400 HORSE POWER, HOW DO THEY
KNOW THAT EVERY HORSE IS THE SAME SIZE? I MEAN, SUPPOSE A
COUPLE OF THE HORSES ARE HALF THE SIZE OF THE BIGGER HORSES,
THEN DO TWO HALF HORSES MAKE UP ONE REGULAR HORSE?
FOR EXAMPLE, IF A 400 HORSE POWER VEHICLE ACTUALLY HAD TWO
HALF SIZE HORSES, THEN WOULDN’T THAT ACTUALLY BE A 402?
Last night as I was walking towards the pool, the rain was drizzling down on
the sidewalk and I saw a lot of worms. This got me thinking of their fate.
They hide out in the ground or under rocks and when it rains, they probably
think to themselves, "ya know, I'd like to get a drink of water and relax on concrete".
Little are they thinking about the water evaporating and leaving them stranded there
as a bird treat. For a bird to have seen the number of worms that were there, they would
have thought they were at a worm buffet or what we could refer to as a wormet'.
That's where the bird gets his choice of worms, long worms, short worms, fat worms, etc.
How would a worm know that the love of water and wanting to relax would end them up
staring at the uvula of a canary? I think I'm going to put up a sign that says, "Save the Worms"
or "The Surgeon General warns that eating worms can be hazardous to your health"!
ANYONE EVER SEEN A BLACK COW? I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY MUST FEEL WHENEVER
SOMEONE SAYS "HOW NOW BROWN COW"....AND HOW THAT MUST HURT THEIR FEELINGS
BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT INCLUDED. IF SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME AND I
WASN'T INCLUDED, I'D HAVE A REAL "BEEF" WITH IT !!
As I was driving through the Good Ole County recently, I realized that
if a doctor were to diagnose me, he'd say I had "Incurable Cussing" :)
